Friday, April 23, 2010

REVIEW - Calm down ladies, he's already in a relationship

29-year old Chris Shaw, from somewhere dull near Kansas, which is itself dull, has just won TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS (that's 170 million, in real, English money) in the lottery.

Chris wants to pay some bills, take his 3 kids, his girlfriend and her 2 kids, to Disneyland. And he wants to get his teeth fixed.

He doesn't mention keeping his eye out for some hotter action in the "lonely and under-appreciated American wife" department, but it might be worth stalking him. 

At least hook up with him on Facebook girls, AFTER he buys a computer of course.

Happy hunting.

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