Thursday, January 30, 2014

RAVE - Great Band Names

One of the bands appearing recently at one of our local venues, The Parkside, was the fabulously named Rage Against Florence and The Machine.

Their wit reminded me of Jack Black's band in the movie High Fidelity.

They were playing at John Cusack's producer party as Sonic Death Monkey and Black introduced themselves by saying "We're on the verge of being called The Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but tonight we're performing as Barry Jive and The Uptown Five".


Monday, January 27, 2014

RAVE - Vestry

This relatively new place - at least to us - managed to find a spare 30 feet of frontage on Valencia Street, right next door to its sister bar The Chapel. Despite those names' religious overtones, the place is very relaxing, in food and surroundings.

There may be plenty of places where its possible to dine on pate, meatballs, burgers and so on - even on the same block - but The Vestry proved to be a very agreeable place to have all of those.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

RAVE - CBGBs

I learned several things watching this film.

First, CBGB stood for Country Bluegrass and Blues - none of which featured in the real-life club, or this movie.

Second, American use of the word Punk to describe music is very different from the way it's used in England. For me, Punk means The Stranglers, Sex Pistols, The Damned, and so on. For Americans, it's more of a punk-ish attitude, rather than music and fashion movements. That's the only excuse I can find for featuring performances by Tom Verlaine, Patti Smith, David Byrne, and (ha ha) Sting, all of whom would get thrown out of any decent Punk band for being too dull.

Alright, the club did see the birth of The Ramones, and played host to early Lou Reed and Iggy Pop (or at least the film did), and so deserved its notoriety.

Alan Rickman was perfect as the legendary club's owner, Hilly Kristal, and despite my irrational bias against anything that professes to be about the birth of Punk yet leaves out the British contingent, I still enjoyed this movie.

Monday, January 20, 2014

RAVE - Escamoles in Mexico City

Spending a week in Mexico City consisted of at least three hours every day bumping around in nose to tail traffic from meeting to meeting in a taxi, with the occasional respite of an interesting meal in the company of some fine hosts.

One such meal I was cajoled into trying last week was Escamoles, the larvae of ants harvested from the roots of the Agave tequila plant. Frankly, how they're harvested is hardly the point. They're ants eggs for heck's sake.

But surprise surprise (especially for those hosts who were certain I'd turn my nose up at these insects) they tasted great, and easy to eat once I'd pecked gingerly at the first spoonful. Apparently, they're best cooked in oil and butter, they look like small pieces of corn, and taste like nutty cottage cheese.

I don't believe they'll ever take the place of a good packet of smokey bacon crisps, but if I'm stranded in the Mexican desert any time, I'll know where to look for a snack.

RAVE - Philomena

This, along with Nebraska and The Invisible Woman, makes a trio of laid back, downright gentle films that have come along lately and while each of them was rewarding, Philomena stood out with its heart-rending story and wonderful script.

Steve Coogan plays a world-weary journalist who - because he's got nothing else going on - decides to pursue the human interest story of Judy Dench, an Irish Catholic who's young child was sold by the nuns from the convent in which she was forced to live as a single, pregnant woman. That story leads the two to track down her son who has grown up in the USA.

It's funny, touching, and an enjoyable movie that reminds us what a great writer Steve Coogan is, and how dirty the Catholic church can be when it puts its mind to it.

RAVE - Nebraska

Bruce Dern plays a decrepit old guy who believes the Publishers Clearing House-type mailer that informs him he's won a million dollars. His secret isn't kept for long. He journeys from Montana to Nebraska with his son, to pick up his alleged winnings, and everyone he bumps into congratulates him on being a millionaire.

There were dozens of fabulous lines, including my favorite: Woody (Bruce Dern's) wife [upon learning Woody has "won" a million dollars] "I never knew the son of a bitch even wanted to be a millionaire! He should have thought about that years ago and got a job!"

This was a gentle, very un-Hollywood-like film. Wry, dry, easy-going fun.

RAVE - American Hustle

You've seen the trailers: Christian Bale as Irving Rosenfeld, sporting an elaborate comb-over, hefty gut and a wicked way with the con; Bradley Cooper, FBI investigator and a bit of a horse's ass; Jennifer Lawrence, Rosenfeld's deceptively dumb blonde wife; Amy Adams, Rosenfeld's co-conspirator and lover; and Jeremy Renner as an is-he-crooked-or-not Mayor - a great cast.

But it's not the thriller the trailers would have us believe. It's about the relationship between Rosenfeld and his wife, between Rosenfeld and his lover, between all three of them and the FBI, and how those relationships all play out with the Mayor.

A generous RAVE then, because it wasn't a complete success. Mrs P and I were both looking at our watches after a half hour, but it ended up an enjoyable if imperfect movie.

REVIEW - The Invisible Woman

We could not have picked a different movie to the previous night's Wolf of Wall Street. Rather than a film about money, with a lot of sex going on, The Invisible Woman was a film about sex, with virtually nothing going on.

Set in the 1830s, It's the story of a middle-aged Charles Dickens and his love affair with an 18-year old fan. Ralph Fiennes is impeccable as Dickens, the father of 10 who became bored with his long-suffering wife, and took a fancy to Nelly Ternan, played by Felicity Jones.

It's tough picking out the high points here because, aside from superb acting there was very little going on worth talking about.

A gentle movie, soporific even. It was tough watching this in the fully reclining leather chairs at The Embarcadero theater zzzzzzzz.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

REVIEW - The Wolf of Wall Street

This was that rare example of a great film that I just could not enjoy.

It was 'great' thanks to the direction - Martin Scorsese does nasty characters better than most; the acting - Leonardo Di Caprio filled the role of crooked stockbroker Jordan Belfort with gusto, and even the otherwise lightweight Jonah Hill proved he's more than just a tubby chuckler; and the story - based on that of the real life swindler who conned hundreds of millions out of mostly modest investors in the 80s all should have made for a thrilling 3 hours of movie magic.

But it didn't. At least for me. I just couldn't see past the revolting character that was Jordan Belfort.

Somehow, Johnny Depp as the cocaine dealer George Jung in Blow, or Al Pacino as Tony Montana in Scarface, even Pacino and Robert De Niro as Vito Corleone in the Godfather series all managed for me to be ruthless in a way that didn't seem to interfere with my enjoyment. But Di Caprio's character really disturbed me - his callousness, debauchery, and sheer ahole-ness just ruined this film. And maybe that criticism should be leveled mainly at Scorsese, who seemed to revel in all this excess, almost celebrating the depths to which these brokers had sunk.

Friday, January 17, 2014

REVIEW - Fruitvale Station

Fruitvale Station is the Bay Area subway stop where, on New Year's Eve 2008, Oscar Grant, a 22 year old black guy was shot and killed by a subway cop.

The film paints a pretty positive picture of Grant, a good father, a decent guy. However, that picture takes rather too long to develop, and like most people, Grant's life is fairly tedious. 

That is, until New Year's Eve, when he, his girlfriend, and half a dozen other friends take the subway to see San Francisco's New Year's Eve fireworks show. On the way back, Grant gets involved in an altercation with another subway rider, and when that altercation breaks out on onto the platform at Fruitvale, so steam in the uniforms.

While the real life and death drama was played out in our local news media, the film deals sympathetically with the challenges of growing up without money or a white skin.

It was a sad and all too frequent story about life in America, and I really ought to be as sympathetic as the film's director.

RANT - Riddick

I've no idea where we are in the not so grand scheme of things in Riddick's world, but this episode covers a period when he's trying to escape from some distant and inhospitable planet - and if you think that sounds very much like every other Riddick film, you'd be correct.

I hate movies that are shot entirely in virtual darkness. This one was, and while I didn't exactly hate it, it did very little to improve the New York to San Francisco flight I was on. I'm afraid that Diesel's permanently gravelly votive does nothing for me, neither does his ongoing predicament.

Even the monsters were blah.

REVIEW - Runner Runner

Justin Timberlake plays a Princeton student, studying for his masters in Math. He's drawn - apparently like lot of students - into online gambling where he loses his modest, but entire savings that had been accrued to cover his school fees.

He decides to visit Costa Rica, the lair of Ivan Block (Ben Afleck), the guy who runs the casino that operates he online site that Timberlake believes cheated him out of is his savings. Timeberlake's innate brilliance results in a job offer from Block. This leads to success, fortune, yachts and babes, and interest from the FBI.

Predictably - like much of this movie - things go from bad to worse, as the ante is upped. It all plays out to its telegraphed conclusion.

In Loving Memory - Dad

It's now a little over six months since my Father passed away.

Seeing our Dad in his diminished health over the past few years could lead us to forget what he was like when healthy, and younger.

He was always an honest, hard worker, qualities that he invested in us, his children.

Right from his youth, he worked hard. First at an Insurance company, a time we only know of from his telling us stories. Like the time he was counseled by his manager not to whistle while he worked. Apparently, that was not the done thing!

Then, when he used to take one or more of us boys out with him when he delivered meat while working at FMC. We remember those road trips in the big white truck, and being waved at as we peered out of the truck's windows as Dad toured around the West Country.

Even later, when he used to cycle around doing his postman deliveries early in the morning (far too early for us to see him go), and then come back and haul his ladders out onto his window-cleaning round in the afternoons. We saw him then, and each of his boys have tried that job out with much less enthusiasm than Dad.

But little is ever said about his sporting prowess. Mostly because he didn't have much actual prowess. But nevertheless he was an enthusiastic participant in our games of football and cricket at the local park. For the early years he showed us how to play, showing us just how to dribble and pass a ball, or giving us the lead with his "unorthodox" fast bowling. His action was not a thing of beauty, but it certainly was loaded with effort and determination.

When advancing years called for something slower, he would give us his "Rocket Rod" moves at the snooker table.

But what he should be remembered for are not his 147 breaks - because there weren't any - but his willingness to do anything for anyone, like ferrying family, friends and acquaintances around to get them wherever they needed to be.

That he did these things always with a smile on his lips is something we'll remember.

Dad, we love you and miss you.

Rachel, Mandy, Lawrence, Stephen, and Philip

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

RANT - Border Run

The film featured Sharon Stone. Both were tired (her and the film), derivative (like half an episode of The Bridge), and drawn out (most scenes played out for too long).

The plot - for what it's worth - A female American reporter searches for her missing brother against the backdrop of violence and human smuggling across the US/Mexican border. 

But don't bother.

RANT - The Conjuring

This was immensely forgettable. Dull even.

I've already forgotten the lame plot.

It committed that most heinous of let-downs for a horror movie - it was just not scary.

RAVE - Closed Circuit

An overly familiar title - although, with movie producers clearly employing thesauri to name their products, that's not a massive shock.

Stars Eric Bana - why employ an Australian actor to play an English barrister? I know a couple of barristers (unprofessionally, of course) who are nothing like the prissy smart asses played by Bana and Rebecca Hall.

The film is about a terrorist bomb in London. Bana is the defendant's attorney, Hall is the defendant's personal advocate.

I really liked the story: serious, unpredictable, and well told - despite the category of 'terrorist court drama' not being underpopulated.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

RANT - Ginger Baker at Yoshi's

I was sooo looking forward to seeing the legendary drummer Ginger Baker at Yoshi's I guess I was bound to be disappointed. And boy was I.

Not only was he a miserable old git. He didn't play any Cream or Blind Faith stuff, and what he did play he seemed hardly into. He just showed up, shuffled onto his seat, made some cursory, sour-puss remarks, and tap tap tapped on his kit.

The line-up - saxophonist Pee Wee Ellis, bassist Alec Dankworth (son of Johnny Dankworth and Cleo Laine) and percussionist Abass Dodoo (who for me, was much the better drummer on stage).

A thoroughly underwhelming night, and I felt I'd wasted my good lady's evening by dragging her out in the hope of seeing what used to get me bopping back in the day.

RANT - Pacific Rim

I really should stick to my rule and steer clear of superheroes, robots, and gussied up kid's characters.

Like indoor fireworks whose 'excitement' is inversely proportionate to the advertising - this film was all crash-bang-wallop and no content. It's full of over-the-top, human-driven, giant robot-like machines that are invented to counter Godzilla-like monsters that come spewing from beneath the earth's crust.

The explosions are non-stop and extremely tiresome. The acting is juvenile, as is the target audience.

REVIEW - The Lone Ranger

Surprisingly enjoyable if a little frothy re-re-telling of one of our schoolboy favorites - provided your schooldays occurred in, as Arthur Askey used to say, nineteen hundred and frozen to death.

The story was irrelevant. It was all about the fabulous scenery and the light-hearted script. And Johnny Depp's makeup. As Tonto he stole this one. Arnie Hammer was so-so as The Lone Ranger, but it hardly mattered.

So, not a great movie, although perhaps not as much of a stinker as most critics would have us believe.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

RAVE - Dallas Buyers Club

In 1985 Dallas, Matthew McConaughey is diagnosed with AIDS. He's a hard-drinking, hard-living racist Redneck, and a homophobe.

When he learns he only has a month to live, he tries to get into a drug trial program at his hospital, only to find supplies are short and he's not allowed into the program at all.

He researches the current state of drug treatments to find that the most successful is AZT, but it's still in its trial phase in the US. His search for a supply of AZT leads him to Mexico, where he is able to buy enough of the drug to treat himself, and a long line of similar patients back in the US.

He dodges drug-smuggling laws by setting up a buyers' club, where members pay to join but get their medicines for free.

McConaughey is so good in this role that its a shame to see him pop up in those occasional RomCom rubbish flicks he does because he so desperately needs the cash.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

REVIEW - Hunger Games - Catching Fire

The Hunger Games franchise is, for me a bit too like a Young Adults book - not quite young enough to take the ankle biters to see, and not quite adult enough to be genuinely gripping. Exactly like the Harry Potter movies therefore, a series that exasperates me just as much.

The premise was fine - a select group of combatants are deposited inside a giant dome, where they're meant to fight to the death. Sounds all grown up? Nah, it wasn't.

And just like the first installment, this episode again ended with the equivalent of a car rocking on a a cliff edge - clumsily poised for yet another Hunger Games movie (and another after that). In the anticipation league, these are so unlike the Jason Bourne series, or even the Planet of the Apes for heaven's sake.

I'll have to remember to look up this review later this year, when the Hunger Games - Mockinjay Part 1 is rolled out.

Friday, January 3, 2014

REVIEW - All Is Lost

Sailing single-handed in the Indian Ocean, or anywhere for that matter, must be genuinely exciting. So how this movie was such a snooze-fest is beyond me.

Robert Redford is the lone sailor and actor (with practically no dialog), and even though I don't think the film intended to paint him as a poorly-prepared sailor, the number of faults with his boat and its equipment meant he was doomed from the moment he set sail.

After the genuine accident of having his boat collide with a shipping container, and partly patching up the damage, not only does his navigation system fail, but so does his radio. Then his life-raft fails, and he is unable to contact a couple of nearby ships with his emergency flares.

These mistakes angered me as a viewer from the comparative safety of my theater seat, and reminded me never to go to sea on my own, or with Robert Redford.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

REVIEW - Rush

Another example of how building one's hopes up too high can often lead to severe disappointment.

I'm a huge Formula One fan, so a film by the normally ultra-reliable Ron Howard, with Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Bruhl as drivers James Hunt and Niki Lauda ought to have been a very watchable sports movie. But it just wasn't.

Maybe because I've seen so much of F1 over the years, both live, on TV, and in film, there was nothing new in this. Yes, it was set in the 70s, so it wouldn't necessarily be new, but still ....

One unforgivable omission was the sense of really being in a race car, driving at close to 200 miles per hour.

It was interesting seeing the deadly rivalry between the two main drivers, which led to Lauda's crash and the fire that permanently scarred him. But Bruhl's portrayal of Lauda - perhaps accurate - being such a self-centered, unpleasant individual left me with little sympathy for his character.

All in all, a wasted opportunity. I guess that's what you get when you leave the directing job to a person that knows relatively little about the sport.

RANT - Out of the Furnace

A great cast (Christian Bale, Woody Harrelson, Casey Afleck, Willem Dafoe, Forest Whitaker - the list goes on) wasted on a dark, dour film that had some high spots, but ones that were overshadowed by the whole, heavy piece.

Bale and Afleck live in a depressed steel mill town - Bale works at the mill, Afleck is recently returned from Afghanistan. Afleck tries to earn some money fist fighting and ends up running foul of local hick Harrelson, who runs fights in dilapidated country barns while dealing drugs to his fellow hicks.

But they all live miserable lives, and this ended up a miserable film.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

RANT - The Last Days on Mars

This film squanders two story lines of which I'm normally a big fan - Science Fiction, and Zombies.

The crew is supervising the final days of an expedition to collect samples on Mars, but while nosing around collecting bacteria, they start losing their co-travelers to a zombie-like disease.

But hey, I said those threads were squandered. By lackluster action, zero plot, and dull scenery (even for Mars).