RANT - Immortals

Well Gareth, this RANT was almost guaranteed. You've been wittering away about us going to see this film for ages, and I've resolutely resisted.

I got to see it today, and it was even worse than I predicted.

I know all of these ancient Greek stories are hogwash, but this pile of tripe manages to layer on the steroid-ridden swordplay from multiple myths plucked from the drug-addled brains of countless bearded fairy-tale tellers.

I grew up with stories of Jason, Achilles, and Troy, but to move Theseus and the Minotaur from their already flaky footing to this tale of Titans, Tartaros and other trash is pointless and stupid.

To say it was worse than watching paint dry does a disservice to Valspar.