If there's anything worse than watching women limp around doing action movies, it's watching kids attempt to do it.
This movie is about two teenagers triumphing against insurmountable - read, illogical - odds battling unknown agencies. The fact that you never quite work out who these agencies are is just one of the intensely annoying things about this.
But it's hardly the only thing you'll find annoying you. The fact that they happen to, d'uh find out accidentally, themselves, that Taylor Lautner is .. wait, I've revealed the major thing wrong with this film. It's that T.L is the main character. His are the massive fists given to pulverising the criminals. His are the eyes that piercingly gaze off into the distance to, um, pierce.
All a bit like a plate of bologna, when I was looking for good old pasta.
The story is so unlikely I'll not even bore you with the details.
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