Friday, August 26, 2011

RAVE - Edinburgh Fringe

Last night's fun dinner at 1300 Filmore (see separate review) was further perked up by Molly trying to re-tell a joke she'd heard from the Edinburgh Fringe.

Being American, she fluffed the joke (didn't know who or what BandQ was - it's like Home Depot, but smaller - and got the town name wrong), but she needn't have worried, seeing as it won "worst joke of the festival", and came from has-been Paul Daniels.

"I said to a fella 'Is there a B-and-Q in Henley?' He said 'No, there's an H, an E, an N an L and a Y'." 

I'm no expert on the Edinburgh Fringe, having never attended, but I do chuckle vicariously through the published reviews. Here are the Top 10 jokes voted for by whoever are the voters:

1) Nick Helm: "I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

2) Tim Vine: "Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels."

3) Hannibal Buress: "People say 'I'm taking it one day at a time'. You know what? So is everybody. That's how time works."

4) Tim Key: "Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought... once you've rented the car..."

5) Matt Kirshen: "I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess."

6) Sarah Millican: "My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards."

7) Alan Sharp: "I was in a band which we called The Prevention, because we hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."

8) Mark Watson: "Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife."

9) Andrew Lawrence: "I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails."

10) DeAnne Smith: "My friend died doing what he loved ... Heroin."

1 comment:

Molly Fuller said...

thanks for the shout out, Philip. As a typical American fluff, I was happy I knew what the Edingburg Fringe festival was happening... :)